June 13, 2001

• Exams will be the death of me.

  
  

  HAd two in the last two days. 2 hour Drama exam and a 2.5 hour Media Studies exam. I’m surprised my armms are still functional. After the Media exam me and my friend Simon stood up, and simultaneously said……

  
  

  “ow.”

  
  

  Simple, yet effective. Anyway, I think i did reasonably well on them, no major disasters-Unlike French. Just have to wait and see.

  
  

  Today’s my English Literature exam. Thing is, up until 6pm last night I hadnt actually READ my text-Wuthering Heights. I find it SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dull it’s unbelievable. Anyway, last night I spent between 8 and 2Am reading the damn book. I finished it too ^^

  
  

  Now just to WRITE about it. Heck, I READ it, but that doesnt mean to say I KNOW anything about it, does it?!?!?!?!?!?!

  
  

  That starts in two hours. I’m wondering if being dead is a sufficient excuse to miss an exam.

  
  

  “Umm, yes, Mr. Examiner, I couldn’t make the exam because I was unexpectedly held up.”

  
  

  “How so?”

  
  

  “I was killed by a wet haddock falling from the sky”

  
  

  “Oh, OK, have four weeks to study and have a retake later on”

  
  

  I’m the king of wishful thinking.

  
  

  In fact, the AS exams have been SLAUGHTERED in the press lately, by teachers and pupils alike. I mean, Check this report from the Guardian website:

  
  

  http://education.guardian.co.uk/schools/story/0,5500,506139,00.html

  
  

  I tell you, these exams are SERIOUSLY screwed up.

  I am also hyper, having downed a litre of Lucozade-A normal pre-exam ritual for me ^_^ I have spent the last 2 hours in the common room with Simon and Leanne, who played Titania in our production of Midsummer. We decided on the hop that me and Si are going to throw a party in two weeks to celebrate exams finishing and….my Birthday. 29th of June, DONT FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!

  
  

  

  
  

  I’m also in the process of rewriting the song “Men In Tights” from the film Robin Hood: Men In Tights. I’m planning on using it in this year’s 6th Form Revue, an annual comedy show we do in December. Fingers crossed

  
  

  I also did my first bit of scriptwriting for last years revue, penning a Star Wars parody based on teachers in my school. I played Darth Mooney, evil scottish Sith lord with a lisp and a terrible blond wig-based on my deputy headmistress. Darth Mooney is legendary in school now. People come up to me and ask me to do the Darth Mooney voice. I’m all too happy to oblige ^^

  
  

  Anyway, I  have changed my Blog’s name to something less crap.

  
  

  And now I’m going to go and commence panicing like a necrophobe in a graveyard.

  
  

  ADIOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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